WWE Raw Results 3/16/26
Frost Bank Center
San Antonio, Texas
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Commentators: (Michael Cole & Corey Graves)
Ring Announcer: Alicia Taylor
Transcription by Josh Lopez
Brock Lesnar, Seth Rollins, Paul Heyman, Oba Femi Segment
Seth Rollins: Let me make this perfectly clear. I created The Vision, and I will be the one to kill The Vision. I don’t care if you’re on the shelf like Breakker and Reed. I don’t care if you’re a little pee on, hanger on, like, Austin Theory or Logan Paul. If you stand next to Paul Heyman, consider yourself marked for death. And two weeks ago, I had the satisfaction of putting a steel chair in Paul Heyman’s back. I had the satisfaction of stomping Paul Heyman’s big fat head, right here on this mat.
Paul Heyman appears on the stage looking completely misheleved with a bloodshot eye.
Seth Rollins: Well, well, well. Look what the cat dragged in. You know, Paul, you think you’re smarter than me, don’t you? I don’t have to say it, they’ll say it for me, Paul. Come on, Paul, can you move a bit faster than that? You have something to say, Paul, I see you have a microphone there. I hope it was worth it, I hope it was worth it for you, Paul. I made a lot of mistakes in my life, letting you in my circle was the worst one I ever made. And I will pay you back, for your betrayal, every single day until you’re gone from this business. I will cut you out, like the cancer you are.
Paul Heyman: I wasn’t going to come out here, but I wouldn’t miss this for the world. Did I interrupt your precious little hateful promo? It’s because I’m effing with you, because you effed with me, I’m gonna eff with you, because everybody knows what the rule is, FA-FO, FA-FO, FA-F5.
Brock Lesnar’s music hits. Brock destroys the sea of the hooded masked figures Seth brough to ringside. Brock gets into a huge standoff with Seth. The lights go out in the building. Oba Femi comes down to the ring. Loud Oba chants break out in San Antonio. Rollins retreats to the outside. Femi plants Brock with The Fall From Grace. Femi stands on top of Brock’s chest and points at the WrestleMania sign to close this segment.
– We got a video recap of CM Punk’s confrontation with The Usos last week.
– We got footage of Los Americanos costing The Original El Grande Americano the 2026 Rey De Reyes Crown this past weekend in Mexico.
First Match: The Original El Grande Americano vs. El Grande Americano w/Los Americanos
Original starts things off with a Rolling Liger Kick. Original with forearm shivers. Original unloads three knife edge chops. Original whips Americano across the ring. Original with a Back Body Drop. Americano puts Original on the top turnbuckle. Americano with a Step Up Enzuigiri. Original applies The Rope Assisted Arm-Bar. Original gets distracted by Los Americanos. Americano kicks Original towards the announce table. Americano rolls Original back into the ring. Americano drives Original shoulder first into the steel ring post. Americano with a Sliding Basement Dropkick. Americano whips Original across the ring. Americano with an Inside Out Suplex for a two count. Americano with a Running Uppercut. Original responds with a Belly to Back Suplex. Original hyperextends the left leg of Americano. Original with a Dragon Screw Leg Whip. Americano punches Original from the ring apron. Original with a Northern Lights Suplex in mid-air for a two count.
Chop/Haymaker Combination. Americano with a Discus Uppercut. Original answers with an Overhead Belly to Belly Suplex that sends Americano crashing into Los Americanos on the outside. Original is fired up. Americano regains control of the match during the commercial break. Americano with two overhand chops. Americano sends Original chest first into the turnbuckles. Americano goes for a Belly to Back Suplex, but Original lands back on his feet. Original with another Overhead Throw. Original delivers his combination offense. Original with a Side Russian Leg Sweep. Original with a Rolling Liger Kick. Original follows that with Two German Suplex’s. Original ducks under the back elbow smash. Original with The Exploder Suplex.
Americano launches Original over the top rope. Original ducks a clothesline from Americano. Original takes out Rayo with a Flying Cannonball Senton off the apron. Original ducks another clothesline from Americano. Original kicks Bravo off the apron. Original hits The Reverse Olympic Slam for a two count. Americano denies The Chaos Theory. Americano blasts Original with The PK. Original rocks Americano with a forearm smash. Americano puts Original on the top turnbuckle. Americano with a Step Up Enzuigiri. Americano with The Rolling Enzuigiri for a two count. Original responds with an Overhead Belly to Belly Suplex into the turnbuckles. Original turns a MoonSault into The Ankle Lock. Americano grabs the bottom rope which forces the break. Original connects with The Chaos Theory. The referee gets distracted Rayo. Original throws Rayo into the ring. Original clotheslines Rayo over the top rope. Bravo gives Americano the steel plate. Original launches Rayo into the timekeeper’s area. Original delivers The Diving HeadButt. Original collided with the steel plate, which allowed Americano to steal the victory.
Winner: El Grande Americano via Pinfall
– Roman Reigns arrives to The Frost Bank Center. He’s greeted by The Usos. Roman has a big smile on his face. Roman tells Jimmy that he did the right thing. At the end of the day, if you run your mouth, there’s got to be consequences. To all of The Bloodline, they should be offended about what CM Punk said about Sika, their uncle. But here’s the thing, you have before and after WrestleMania, but on that weekend, CM Puk belongs to Roman Reigns. Jey Uso says that he needs to holla at him. Roman shakes hands with The Usos.
– We got a video recap of The Judgment Day turning their back on Finn Balor from last week’s Raw.
Liv Morgan Promo
Liv Morgan: Finn Balor, I’m gonna let you in on a little secret. This has been my plan since the day I joined The Judgment Day. You thought you were in control? You thought you were in charge? You were on borrowed time, and you didn’t even know it. I only put up with you because out of respect for your relationship with Dominik. But we’ve seen you. I’ve watched you. I know when you’re lying, I know when you’re scheming, I know when you think you’re being manipulative. And I can’t lie, it’s been a pleasure watching you walk with grace. You couldn’t hang with The Judgment Day anymore. You got soft. You’re pathetic, you’re a loser, you are washed up, and it made me sick calling you my family, every single week. So, what did we do?
We took a play right out of your playbook, because if there was one thing you did do, you taught us well. After all, it is The Judgment Day Way, but now we’re onto bigger and better things. JD, you know, JD, he’s finally free from you holding him down, and he’s going to soar without you. And Daddy Dom is still AAA Mega Champion, and he will be getting his Intercontinental Championship back. And now that the prince is gone, there’s a new king of throne. Raquel Rodriguez is a future champion, and tonight, she’s going to take care of my WrestleMania opponent, Stephanie Vaquer. And at WrestleMania, I will be the new Women’s World Champion, because that family Stephanie says I hide behind, they have my back. And without Finn, we are better than ever. Watch us.
– Michael Cole informed us that Dominik Mysterio is not medically cleared to compete due to him getting banged up at the AAA Rey De Reyes Event.
– We see The Usos talking to Roman Reigns in his private dressing room. Jey Uso was surprised that Roman didn’t drop CM Punk where he stood. Jimmy says that there’s a time and a place for all that. Jimmy punched Punk in the mouth last week, and he would do it again for talking all that mess. Punk says that he’s got stuff on Roman, but he has nothing. Everything Punk is dishing out is not landing. The only thing Punk is saying that Roman is a part-timer. Roman brings up the fact he didn’t see his father that much growing up. The Usos can relate to that. With his kids, it’s going to be different. The whole world can call him a part-timer, he doesn’t care, as long as his wife and kids know that Roman is a full-time father, that’s his legacy, that’s the biggest flex any superstar can have. Jey says that CM Punk doesn’t know the truth. Jey still crowing about Punk owing them an apology. Roman says that he doesn’t need an apology from Punk, but The Usos do. Roman says that he’s gonna get it for the family, but what’s the worst thing that could happen, CM Punk beating him up? Roman starts cackling with The Usos before he walks away.
Second Match: AJ Lee (c) vs. Bayley For The WWE Women’s Intercontinental Championship
Collar and Elbow Tie Up. Bayley backs Lee into the ropes. The referee calls for a clean break. Bayley whips Lee across the ring. Lee with a pinning combination for a two count. Lee with a Cazadora Rollup for a two count. Lee ducks a clothesline from Bayley. Lee with another pinning combination for a two count. Bayley goes for a Bodyslam, but Lee lands back on her feet. Bayley with a double leg takedown. Bayley with The La Magistral for a two count. Lee sweeps out the legs of Bayley. Lee with The Flying Crossbody Block for a two count. Lee dropkicks Bayley to the floor. Bayley starts bickering with Michael Cole on the outside. Lee with another rollup for a one count. Lee drops Bayley with a Leg Lariat. Lee applies a bridging hammerlock. Bayley gets back to a vertical base.
Bayley decks Lee with a back elbow smash. Bayley drops Lee with The Middle Rope Stunner for a two count. Lee scrambles to the outside. Bayley has complete control of the match during the commercial break. Lee is throwing haymakers at Bayley. Bayley kicks Lee in the gut. Bayley goes for a Vertical Suplex, but Lee counters with a Crossbody Block for a two count. Bayley goes for The Bayley to Belly, but Lee counters with The Bulldog for a two count. Lee clotheslines Bayley. Lee scores the elbow knockdown. Lee with a Spinning Heel Kick for a two count. Lee with The Standing Slice Bread for a two count. Lee goes for The Shining Wizard, but Bayley counters with the single leg crab. Lee kicks Bayley towards the ropes. Bayley with a Running Knee Strike for a two count.
Bayley hooks both legs for a two count. Bayley goes for The Rose Plant, but Lee rolls her over for a two count. Bayley goes for The Bayley to Belly, but Lee lands back on her feet. Bayley rocks Lee with a forearm smash. Lee decks Bayley with a back elbow smash. Bayley rips Lee off the top turnbuckle. Bayley hits The Bayley to Belly for a two count. Bayley slaps Lee in the face. Lee returns the favor. Bayley and Lee are trading back and forth shots. Lee with a Spinning Back Kick. Lee drops Bayley with The Shining Wizard. Lee goes for The Black Widow, but Bayley counters with The Sidewalk Slam. Bayley goes for The Flying Elbow Drop, but Lee ducks out of the way. Lee makes Bayley tap out to The Black Widow.
Winner: Still WWE Women’s Intercontinental Champion, AJ Lee via Submission
– We see Adam Pearce bickering with JD McDonagh in the backstage area. JD is livid that Pearce gave away Dominik Mysterio’s championship rematch. Pearce reminds JD that Dominik Mysterio is not medically cleared to compete, there’s nothing he can do about it. PENTA walks by Pearce and McDonagh. Penta says thank you to Pearce for giving him an opportunity as he’s heading to the arena.
– Coming out of the commercial break, Becky Lynch ambushes AJ Lee on the stage. Becky drives AJ face first into the Titantron. Becky says that AJ doesn’t deserve to be the Women’s Intercontinental Champion. Becky is picking AJ apart. Becky repeatedly throws AJ into the ringside barricade. Becky repeatedly stomps on AJ’s chest. The referees are trying to pull Becky off of AJ. Becky clocks AJ with the Women’s Intercontinental Championship.
– We got a video recap of the Cody Rhodes/Randy Orton WrestleMania Contract Signing from last week’s SmackDown.
Third Match: PENTA (c) vs. Dragon Lee For The WWE Intercontinental Championship
PENTA: Last week, I told the world that I want to be a fighting champion. I told Adam Pearce, pick anyone, don’t matter, because PENTA is always ready. As the Intercontinental Champion, I’m ready to fight in San Antonio, Texas. So, whoever comes down to the ring tonight, listen, be ready, because he’s PENTA and he has Cero Miedo.
Collar and Elbow Tie Up. Lee backs Penta into the turnbuckles. The referee calls for a clean break. Standing Switch Exchange. Leg Sweep Exchange. Double Kip Up. That leads us to a quick standoff in the center of the ring. Stereo Smooth Operator Walks. Back to the collar and elbow tie up. Lee applies a side headlock. Penta reverses the hold. Lee whips Penta across the ring. Lee drops down on the canvas. Penta kicks Lee in the ribs. Lee kicks Penta in the face. Lee ducks a clothesline from Penta. Lee with a Running Hurricanrana. Lee with a Corner Dropkick. Lee sweeps out the legs of Penta. Lee with The Pendulum Dropkick. Penta responds with a Pop Up SuperKick.
Penta with a Step Up Enzuigiri. Penta with a Delayed Corner Handstand Dropkick. Penta clotheslines Lee over the top rope. Penta plays to the crowd. Lee with a Running Boot. Lee lands The SomerSault Plancha. Lee rolls Penta back into the ring. Penta with a SomerSault Plancha of his own. Penta with The Flying Crossbody Block for a two count. Penta has complete control of the match during the commercial break. Forearm Exchange. Chop Exchange. Lee kicks Penta in the face. Lee with a straight right hand. Penta SuperKicks Lee. Lee answers with a Pump Knee Strike. Penta fires back with another superkick.
Penta goes for The Mexican Destroyer, but Lee counters with a SuperKick. Lee floats over a clothesline from Penta. Lee hits The Styles Clash for a two count. Penta denies The Operation Dragon. Penta catches Lee in mid-air. Penta nails Lee with The Penta Driver for a two count. Lee blocks The Vertical Suplex. Lee and Penta are trading back and forth shots. Lee kicks the top turnbuckle pad into Penta’s face. Penta with a Step Up Enzuigiri. Lee SuperKicks Penta in mid-air. Lee with a Flying Cannonball Senton over the announce table. Lee rolls Penta back into the ring. Lee connects with The Operation Dragon for a two count. Penta dodges The Running Back Elbow. Penta plants Lee with The Mexican Destroyer to pickup the victory. After the match, Penta hugs Lee.
Winner: Still WWE Intercontinental Champion, PENTA via Pinfall
– We head back to The Vision’s Locker Room. Austin Theory tells Paul Heyman that him and Logan Paul will make Seth Rollins a dead man, and Brock Lesnar can take care of Oba Femi. Heyman says that’s the worst thing they could possibly do right now. Seth Rollins game plan is to divide and conquer, it’s the art of distraction. Rollins hit Heyman with The Shield chair shot, he’s a 60 year old man, and there was no repercussions or anything, because they have no more leverage or power, they’re out of position. Heyman says that The Visions need titles. The first thing is getting Theory and Paul back into title contention. When they beat The Usos, then Heyman can help them go after singles gold. Heyman doesn’t care if The Vision have to fight The Usos in the streets, whatever it takes, the focus is on The Usos. Theory says that they’re going to apply the pressure to The Usos. Paul tells Heyman that they’re going to take out The Usos, and just because they love The Wiseman, they’re going to take out LA Knight as well.
Fourth Match: Nattie vs. Maxxine Dupri
Nattie with a side headlock takeover. Nattie with a double leg takedown. Nattie grapples around Dupri. Nattie with another double leg takedown. Nattie starts laughing. Nattie talks smack to Dupri. Dupri pie faces Nattie. Nattie kicks Dupri in the face. Nattie catapults Dupri throat first into the middle rope. Nattie gets Dupri tied up in the tree of woe. Nattie adds a chin lock from the outside. Nattie applies The Rear Naked Choke. Dupri transitions into The Ankle Lock. Nattie sends Dupri towards the ropes. Rollup Exchange. Nattie goes for The Rear Naked Choke, but Dupri rolls her over for a two count.
Dupri blocks a boot from Nattie. Dupri drops Nattie with The Spinning Heel Kick. Dupri with two clotheslines. Dupri punches Nattie in the back. Dupri with a Running Pump Kick. Dupri with The Stinger Splash. Dupri follows that with The Fisherman’s Suplex. Dupri pops back on her feet. Dupri with a Step Up Leg Drop for a two count. Nattie dodges The Pump Kick. Nattie delivers a chop block. Dupri fights out of the Electric Chair Position. Dupri applies another Ankle Lock. Nattie escapes the hold. Dupri dives over Nattie. Nattie hits The Discus Lariat. Nattie makes Dupri tap out to The Sharpshooter.
Winner: Nattie via Submission
Randy Orton Interview
Michael Cole: Randy, thank you so much for joining us, live, on Monday Night Raw.
– Randy Orton was talking to someone on his cellphone.
Michael Cole: Well, Randy, thank you once again for joining us tonight.
Randy Orton: Cole, I’m gonna stop you right there. I know I said I would do an interview for you on Monday Night Raw, however, I’ve changed my mind. No interview, but I will leave you with this. Ever since Friday, people have been talking my ear off, asking me question after question after question. Finally, I had a conversation with someone that had a brain, and they said something profound to me, something that made me think about my life, and made me understand who I am, what I am. They made me understand why I did what I did to Cody Rhodes last Friday night on SmackDown. You see, Cole, I’m a killer. Hey, Cole, wrestling has more than one royal family.
– Je’Von Evans gives Dragon Lee his props for his performance against PENTA. Kofi Kingston interrupts the conversation. Kofi knows that Je’Von wants title matches, championship opportunities, to be the face of the company. Kofi was a former WWE Champion, it’s about who you associate yourself with, people that lift you up or there’s people that keep dragon you down. Since Kofi wants to poke fun at his boy, Je’Von’s answer to Kofi is no. Je’Von tells Kofi to stop asking, he’s not joining The New Day. Grayson Waller doesn’t know what Kofi sees in Je’Von. That’s interesting, because a lot of people say the same thing to Kofi and Woods about Grayson Waller. Danhausen appears. Danhausen wants to audition for The New Day. Instead of Booty O’s, you can have Cursed Crunches. Kofi doesn’t want Danhausen to join New Day, and he’s not afraid of his scary voodoo, and tells him to leave. Danhausen officially curses The New Day. Kofi pulled Grayson in front of him before Danhausen said cursed. Danhausen starts a New Day Cursed chant.
Fifth Match: Stephanie Vaquer vs. Raquel Rodriguez w/Liv Morgan
Collar and Elbow Tie Up. Rodriguez backs Vaquer into the ropes. Rodriguez drives Vaquer back first into the turnbuckles. Rodriguez with clubbing shoulder blocks. Rodriguez sends Vaquer to the corner. Vaquer dives over Rodriguez. Vaquer with a running shoulder tackle. Vaquer sends Rodriguez across the ring. Vaquer dodges The Big Boot. Vaquer with a Tilt-A-Whirl Rollup for a two count. Vaquer ducks a clothesline from Rodriguez. Rodriguez with The Western Lariat. Rodriguez applies a top wrist lock. Vaquer with heavy bodyshots. Rodriguez pulls Vaquer down to the mat. Vaquer avoids The Elbow Drop. Vaquer with a Running Leg Drop for a two count. Vaquer dodges The Polish Hammer. Rodriguez goes for The Tejana Bomb, but Vaquer lands back on her feet. Vaquer dropkicks Rodriguez to the floor. Vaquer with a double knee drop on the ring apron. Rodriguez blocks The SuperKick. Rodriguez rips Vaquer off the apron. Rodriguez lawn darts Vaquer face first into the steel ring post.
Rodriguez has complete control of the match during the commercial break. Rodriguez applies The Sleeper Hold. Vaquer transitions into a Sleeper Hold. Rodriguez backs Vaquer into the turnbuckles. Rodriguez with repeated back elbow smashes in the corner. Vaquer slams Rodriguez’s head on the top rope. Vaquer kicks Rodriguez in the face. Vaquer with The Flying Crossbody Block. Vaquer blocks a clothesline from Rodriguez. Vaquer delivers her combination offense. Vaquer dodges The Running Boot. Vaquer with The Dragon Screw Leg Whip. Vaquer with The Shotgun Meteora. Vaquer tugs on Rodriguez’s hair. Rodriguez blocks The Devil’s Kiss.
Vaquer goes for a Spinning DDT, but Rodriguez counters with an Inverted Vertical Suplex. Rodriguez goes for The Corkscrew Elbow, but Vaquer ducks out of the way. Vaquer hits The Devil’s Kiss. Vaquer takes a swipe at Morgan. Rodriguez drops Vaquer with The Big Boot. Iyo Sky comes down to the ringside area. Sky ducks a clothesline from Morgan. Rodriguez delivers The Pounce over the announce table. Vaquer with a Flying Crossbody Block off the apron. Vaquer kicks Morgan in the face. Vaquer launches Morgan into the timekeeper’s area. Rodriguez catches Vaquer in mid-air. Rodriguez with The Black Hole Slam for a two count. Rodriguez goes for The Tejana Bomb, but Vaquer rolls her over to pickup the victory.
Winner: Stephanie Vaquer via Pinfall
– Lyra Valkyria is tired of Bayley’s venting. Lyra tells Bayley that all is not lost, they’re going to WrestleMania together. The Kabuki Warriors joins the conversation. Asuka can’t believe that Bayley and Lyra cost her the opportunity at the Women’s Intercontinental Championship. Asuka says that she could’ve beaten AJ Lee if it wasn’t for Bayley and Lyra. The Kabuki Warriors are going after the WWE Women’s Tag Team Championships. Kairi Sane tells Bayley to stay out of their way. Asuka screams at Kairi. Lyra tells Bayley that they should go talk to Adam Pearce.
– It’s official, Brock Lesnar will indeed battle Oba Femi at WrestleMania 42.
– Next week on Raw from Boston, Massachusetts, Brock Lesnar will be in the house. Plus, The Usos will collide with The Vision.
– The Usos runs into LA Knight in the backstage area. Knight had some time to think about what happened last week. The Vision has had The Usos name in their mouth and they had Knight’s name in their mouth, and he doesn’t like it one bit. They’ve had a long history with The Vision, but he couldn’t help but notice that The Usos are getting Roman Reigns all cozy, what’s that all about? Jimmy says that it’s just family business, uce. Jey tells Knight to mind his business. Knight can appreciate family business, but what he can’t respect is if The Bloodline of old comes back. Knight loves The Usos. But if we’re talking about The Bloodline, they can’t be on the same page. Knight offers to give Jey a fist bump. Jey gives Knight a dirty look. Knight says YEAH! as he walks away.
Roman Reigns & CM Punk Segment
Roman Reigns: Oh, yes sir, San Antonio. Acknowledge Me! I know they hear that back there. I know they understand whose show this is. Because at the end of the day, I’m in the beginning, I’m in the middle, and you already know who closes the show, The OTC. And you got to forgive them, Phil gets a little confused, he must have forgot that we’re in the main event, it’s Monday and this is “his” show. Don’t listen to that, Phil, the water is warm, why don’t you come on out here, and let’s handle some business.
– CM Punk makes his way down to the ring and loiters around the ringside area to play mind games with Reigns.
Roman Reigns: Welcome to my ring. Welcome to my main event.
CM Punk: Yeah, about that, you keep using my government name, like it’s supposed to be an insult. My friends and my family, they’re allowed to call me, Phil. I would try to maybe insult you and call you Titi Tiaki or whatever your real name is. But I don’t obsess over you or read your Wikipedia, and I’m certainly not gonna call you, Joe, because that would be insulting to a real Samoan that I love very much.
Roman Reigns: Well, maybe you should call Joe and he’ll remind you on who your Tribal Chief.
CM Punk: Did I hear you earlier say, you’re sending all the Samoans after me, all of them?
Roman Reigns: I didn’t say I was sending anybody. I gave permission to do whatever they’ve got to do.
CM Punk: All they’re gonna do is high five me, just like everybody here in San Antonio did. Pardon me for a second, I’ll show you whose show this is, is it great to be alive on a Monday night in San Antonio or what? I’m a little surprise you haven’t taken a swing at me yet. Talking about the main event of WrestleMania, I already won, because I know I’m in your head.
Roman Reigns: See, I would expect you to think that, because as you can hear, I’m on everyone’s mind, all the time. And you, well, you’ll just saying anything, won’t you, like you got me in the main event, right? Phil here hasn’t main evented anything this year. I mean, Phil couldn’t main event a live event in Europe, let alone the main event of WrestleMania. Come on, Punk, they’re calling for you, say something special.
CM Punk: Yeah, they’re calling for me now, and I was calling for you last week, but you’re too chicken shit to show up, so you sent your cousins. And man, I’m a gold medal habitual line stepper, I will say and I will do what I please to get the advantage. Man, that’s why these people love me, I guess that’s why you don’t like me. Didn’t want Jimmy and Jey to get caught in the crosshairs, but they came out, and they handled their family business. And you know what? I deserved what I got last week. Right message, wrong messenger. Who’s the real Tribal Chief?
Roman Reigns: This is what you cheer for? I’ve heard this garbage for five years straight, which one is the real Tribal Chief? I mean, come on with that garbage. You are trite, you’re redundant, you repeat the same shit, over and over and over. Oh, he’s not here, he’s a part-timer, good. Maybe you should figure out what the top dollar players do. Why don’t you go ask your wife? So, until you come up with something that could actually faze me, don’t waste my time, Phil.
– Punk won’t let Roman exit the ring.
CM Punk: My ring, my belt, my show, I tell you when you can come and when you can go. And young boy, now is not the time. I can see it, I can feel it, I’m in your head, and I’m under your skin. So, go ahead, take a look at that sign, it’s the last time you’re gonna main event. I’m gonna pin you, I’m gonna lift you on my shoulders with all my Punkamaniacs screaming, CM Punk! CM Punk! CM Punk! And I’m gonna hoist you over my beautiful head of hair, and I’m gonna send you back down to earth, crashing into my knee, and I’m gonna split your ego in two, and beat you on the grandest stage of them all.
Roman Reigns: I didn’t want to go here, because there’s so much rich history to tap into, but enough is enough. You’re delusional. We all know that you’re great on this microphone, we all know that you’re great with the mental games, but you can’t faze me. I’m the most successful superstar you’ve ever ran into, I am your Tribal Chief. I have done everything under the sun in this business, and when the talking is done, we all know that you can’t do the walking. Because at the end of the day, this is the truth here, Phil. You’re not faster than me, you’re not stronger than me. You can’t do anything that I do in this ring. You’re not better looking than me, you’re nothing to me. This, you, that title on your waist, it’s an embarrassment. You’re a try hard that’s making all of us look terrible, because at the end of the day, you’re old.
Punk drops Reigns with a straight right hand. Punk is being held back by Adam Pearce and producers. Reigns starts laughing at Punk. Reigns talks smack about Punk to the camera. Punk starts walking towards the backstage area as the show goes off the air.
We got a In Loving Memory Graphic for WWE Producer Davey Coates who passed away last weekend, our thoughts, prayers and condolences go out to the Coates family.
Total Run-Time: 2 Hours, 35 Minutes, 58 Seconds
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