WWE Raw Results 3/2/26
Gainbridge Fieldhouse
Indianapolis, Indiana
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Commentators: (Michael Cole & Corey Graves)
Ring Announcer: Alicia Taylor
Transcription by Josh Lopez
Adam Pearce, Seth Rollins, The Vision Segment
Paul Heyman: Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Paul Heyman. His name is Austin Theory. He is the most famous personality on the face of the planet today, Logan Paul. This is where someone is supposed to come out and say, Welcome to Monday Night Raw. This is where they’re supposed to say, live, from Indianapolis, Indiana. Well, I hate to piss on everybody’s rave but excuse me while I whip this out. We are here tonight to talk about Seth Freakin’ Rollins. I hate the freaking song, and I hate Seth Freakin’ Rollins. Seth Rollins stole the credit for co-founding The Vision from me, he’s not worthy of that credit.
Seth Rollins stole the credit for co-founding The Shield, and he doesn’t deserve that, but that’s not my problem anymore. What is my problem is, Seth Rollins stole the Elimination Chamber and therefore stole the main event of WrestleMania from Logan Paul. Ladies and gentlemen, Seth Rollins feeds oxygen from every single human being on the face of this planet that’s worthy of living, and Mr. Lynch is not one of them. And we are going to do something about that, because the next time Seth Rollins is in a WWE ring, we’re going to stomp his ass out. That’s not a prediction, that’s not a spoiler, that’s a personal guarantee from the three of us in The Vision.
Austin Theory: Here’s my theory: and let’s see all of you idiots can follow it. Seth Freakin’ Rollins, you and I, we go way back, but your ass ain’t going forward, especially after what you did. No, you got it all wrong, Seth Rollins ain’t in the ring right now, so you can’t chant that, too bad. But for what he did to you, especially at the Elimination Chamber, matter of fact, why don’t you tell them, yourself.
Logan Paul: Seth Rollins, you scumbag. I eliminated three people in the chamber before you stole the victory from me. The last person to do that was Brock Lesnar. That’s the kind of company that I keep, so now the rest of this show is not happening until Seth Rollins comes out here, and answers to his sins.
Adam Pearce: Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, we get it, we get it, we get it. The Vision is upset, we get it, so let’s hold the show hostage. Tonight, it’s my show, pretty sure on Friday, you were the ones that injured Jey Uso, aren’t ya? But yeah, how about we move it along, because you’re not holding the show hostage.
Paul Heyman: Wait a minute, did you just blame against for Jey Uso? Get it through your thick skull, okay, we had nothing to do with what happened to Jey Uso, but if you want, we can plead guilty in advance for what we will do to Seth Freakin’ Rollins.
Heyman throws his microphone at Adam Pearce.
Adam Pearce: I’m glad you brought up his name, because here’s the deal, I need to have a conversation with Seth Rollins. But with you three out here, I can’t have a conversation, because Seth is bound to do something stupid, which is why I have my security here. Seth Rollins should be left to me, because he’s not medically cleared to compete. So, if you please, leave the ring, and let me carry on with my broadcast.
The Vision runs after multiple masked figures that jumped over the ringside barricades. It was a decoy, because Seth Rollins appears behind Paul Heyman. Rollins clocks Heyman in the back with a steel chair. Rollins plants Heyman with The Curb Stomp. Rollins leaves through the crowd to close this segment.
– Coming out of the commercial break, Paul Heyman gets loaded up in an ambulance. Jimmy Uso appears from an SUV and viciously attacks Austin Theory. LA Knight is driving Heyman to the hospital.
First Match: GUNTHER vs. Dragon Lee
Lee attacks Gunther before the bell rings. Lee is throwing haymakers at Gunther. Lee repeatedly stomps on Gunther’s chest. Lee with The Wrecking Ball Dropkick. Lee with a Leaping Boot. Gunther shoves Lee. Gunther with a Massive Back Body Drop into the timekeeper’s area. Gunther has complete control of the match during the commercial break. Gunther is trying to rip off Lee’s mask. Gunther stomps on the back of Lee’s neck. Chop Exchange. Gunther kicks Lee in the back. Gunther continues to go after Lee’s mask. The referee admonishes Gunther. Lee with heavy bodyshots. Lee with forearm shivers. Gunther drops Lee with The Big Boot. Gunther applies a wrist lock. Gunther with clubbing Mid-Kicks. Gunther talks smack to Lee. Gunther fish hooks Lee. Gunther whips Lee across the ring. Lee with a Running Boot. Lee unloads a series of knife edge chops. Gunther with an Inside Out Lariat for a two count.
Gunther goes for a PowerBomb, but Lee counters with a Hurricanrana for a two count. Lee with a Corner Dropkick. Gunther chops Lee out of mid-air. Lee avoids The Sleeper Hold. Lee with a shoulder block from the ring apron. Lee kicks the top turnbuckle pad into Gunther’s face. Lee dives over Gunther. Lee dodges The Running Boot. Lee with four dropkicks. Gunther tumbles to the floor. Gunther catches Lee in mid-air. Gunther sends Lee kidney first into the apron. Gunther with a blistering chop. Gunther is toying around Lee in the corner. Second Chop Exchange. Gunther goes for a PowerBomb, but Lee lands back on his feet. Lee with a Leaping Boot. Gunther shrugs off with Two Running Lariats. Gunther with a Back Body Drop. Gunther grabs Lee’s mask.
Lee with a Step Up Enzuigiri. Lee with The Shibata Dropkick. Lee goes for The Operation Dragon, but Gunther counters with The Emerald Flowsion for a two count. Gunther connects with Two PowerBombs for a two count. Gunther kicks Lee out of the ring. Gunther PowerBombs Lee into the apron. Gunther follows that with another PowerBomb onto the announce table. Gunther was looking for a count-out victory. Gunther goes for another PowerBomb, but Lee counters with a Sunset Flip PowerBomb on the floor. Lee dropkicks Gunther off the apron. Lee lands The Suicide Dive. Lee hits The Operation Dragon on the floor. Gunther gets back in the ring at the count of nine. Lee with a Running Short-Arm Lariat. Lee kicks Gunther in the face. Lee drops Gunther with a Running Lariat. Gunther denies The Operation Dragon. Gunther rips off Lee’s mask. Gunther makes Lee tap out to The Sleeper Hold.
Winner: GUNTHER via Submission
– Asuka is reading Kairi Sane the riot act in the backstage area. Kairi is trying to remind Asuka that she told Kairi last week that she did a good job. Asuka didn’t want to hear any of that and starts grabbing her hair. Asuka walks away. AJ Lee appears. AJ asks Kairi if she’s okay. Kairi is completely despondent. Asuka screams Kairi’s name again. AJ is making her way to the arena, next.
– Congratulations goes out to Demolition who are the newest inductees in the 2026 Class of the WWE Hall Of Fame.
AJ Lee Promo
AJ Lee: I’m not entirely sure how we got here. I know that I came back to WWE, purely just to snatch the pretty hair from Becky’s big ass head, and somehow, I ended up snatching her title. But I got to be real, I didn’t know, I didn’t know if I could still go. But that right there, you guys, you guys thought I could still go. You believed in me, you’ve had my back for a decade. You remembered me when some people wished that you would forget. And you made me believe that I can still fight the very best. And that is exactly what Becky is, she’s the best of the best, but I beat her. But even though she gave me the fight of my life, and I have the scars to prove it, I proved to myself that I can still be champion material. I’m still exactly who I think I am.
But now that Becky Boo-Boo is behind me, WrestleMania is ahead of me. But I’m not waiting until then. No, I am going to be a fighting champion, because it has been twelve long years since I last held a title, and I’m not gonna take this for granted, and I’m not gonna waste any time. So, a couple weeks ago, I kind of mentioned that I wanted to get my hands on some of the women in the locker room. And now that I have this beautiful thing on my shoulder, I just know that they want to get their hands on me. So, ladies, if you think that you are championship material, if you want a shot at your favorite wrestler’s favorite wrestler, then come at me, because the next time I stand in this ring, I will be defending the Intercontinental Championship. So, ladies, show me what you got.
– PENTA runs into The Original El Grande Americano in the backstage area. He’s looking forward to the Intercontinental Championship Match later on tonight. El Grande wants Penta to know that he’s first in line if he were to become the champion tonight. Penta reminds El Grande that he has cero miedo. El Grande gets confronted by Los Americanos. They want to know how long is he going to keep up with this charade? El Grande Kaiser brings up their upcoming match at Reina De Reinas in AAA on March 14th. OG El Grande tells Los Americanos that he’s gonna have a conversation with Adam Pearce. He’s willing to fight one of Los Americanos, tonight.
Liv Morgan Promo
Hi, Stephanie. I’m sure you have some questions about last week, so I thought I would take this opportunity to explain myself to you. You tried to embarrass me, belittle me, judge me, you thought you knew everything there was to know about me, but you don’t know a thing. You don’t know my struggles, and you don’t know what I had to do to get where I am. But one thing you were right about, it’s that I am privileged. I’m sorry that I got sign to WWE when I was 20 years old, and you got rejected your first tryout. I’m sorry that I had the best of the best while you grew up in the mud hut, wrestling in flee infested rings for ten years. And do you know why all that leads to envy? Because I’m a star, and I don’t dwell on my past like your past seems to be the only thing that you know how to talk about. But even despite everything that has happened so far, I see a little bit of myself in you. You’re talented, you work hard, you are a great champion, so I’m gonna do something about that. At WrestleMania, I’m going to give you the privilege of your life, you get to step in the ring with the greatest Royal Rumble Winner Of All-Time, you get to step in the ring with the Inaugural Crown Jewel Champion, 6X Champion, Money In The Bank Winner, you get to step in the ring with THE Liv Morgan. And you will learn everything you need to know about me.
Second Match: The Original El Grande Americano vs. Rayo Americano w/Los Americanos
Collar and Elbow Tie Up. Wrist Lock Exchange. Americano grapples around Rayo. Americano with a drop toe hold. Americano applies an arm-bar in the ropes. Rayo decks Americano with a throat thrust. Rayo repeatedly kicks Americano in the face. Americano with The La Magistral for a two count. Americano with a leaping shoulder block. Americano is playing mind games with Rayo. Americano with a Tilt-A-Whirl Headscissors Takeover. Rayo regroups on the outside. Americano gets distracted by Bravo. Rayo attacks Americano from behind. Rayo with a wrist lock takedown. Rayo with a knee drop. Rayo applies a wrist lock. Chop Exchange. Rayo reverses out of the irish whip from Americano. Americano ducks a clothesline from Rayo. Americano with a Deep Arm-Drag. Americano with a Hip Toss.
Americano poses for the crowd. Americano with a Flying Cannonball Senton off the ring apron. Bravo continues to run interference on the outside. Americano punches Rayo. El Grande Kaiser tells Americano to bring it. Rayo with The Slingshot Pescado. Rayo sends Americano face first into the steel ring post. Rayo has complete control of the match during the commercial break. Forearm Exchange. Americano ducks a clothesline from Rayo. Americano with Two Overhead Belly to Belly Suplex’s. Americano with a Side Russian Leg Sweep. Americano follows that with a Rolling Liger Kick Americano hits The Modified Olympic Slam. Americano drags Rayo to the corner. Rayo blocks The MoonSault. Americano applies The Ankle Lock. Rayo dumps Americano out of the ring. Americano rocks Rayo with a forearm smash. Americano ascends to the top turnbuckle.
Rayo slaps Americano in the chest. Americano goes for The Sunset Flip PowerBomb, but Rayo lands back on his feet. Rayo with The Shotgun Meteora. Rayo ascends to the top turnbuckle. Americano delivers The Avalanche Belly to Belly Suplex for a two count. Americano is trying to rip off Rayo’s mask. Americano rocks Bravo with a forearm smash. Americano goes after Bravo’s mask. Americano decks Rayo with a back elbow smash. El Grande Kaiser HeadButts Americano behind the referee’s back. Rayo with a Running Lariat. Rayo with The Diving HeadButt for a two count. Rayo is trying to rip off Americano’s mask. The referee admonishes Rayo. Americano avoids The Drive By Dropkick. Americano goes after El Grande Kaiser’s Mask. Bravo nails Americano with The Pump Kick. Rayo rolls Americano over for a two count. Americano shoves Rayo into Bravo. Americano connects with The Roll Through German Suplex to pickup the victory.
Winner: The Original El Grande Americano via Pinfall
PENTA Promo
Dominik Mysterio, when the bell rings, I won’t just fight, I’m coming out with all the energy. All the love and all the hearts of my people. Dominik Mysterio, nothing and no one will save you, because tonight, only you and me in the ring. And tonight, PENTA will make history, because tonight, I become a new Intercontinental Champion. Do you know why? Because I’m PENTA, and I have Cero Miedo.
– Coming out of the commercial break, we head to The Judgment Day’s Clubhouse. Liv Morgan and Raquel Rodriguez are playing darts. Liv tells Raquel that she should challenge AJ Lee for the Women’s Intercontinental Champion, that way she could walk into WrestleMania as a champion. Raquel likes the sound of that. Dominik Mysterio is stressing the point that he needs Finn Balor and JD McDonagh’s help. Finn Balor finally appears. He’s not happy about what happened at Elimination Chamber, but he’s at peace with how it went down. Dom says that now that Balor is over his loss to CM Punk, they can focus on his Intercontinental Championship Match later on tonight. Balor tells Dom that this is something he needs to by himself. Dom wanted to clarify what he said, what he meant to say was, were they going to be out there to celebrate with him after he beats PENTA, like a family? JD says that they’ll be there. Finn says that he’ll be out there, too. Judgment Day has a huge group hug.
– We got a clip from Royce Key’s Interview with Stephanie McMahon.
Rusev & Oba Femi Segment
Rusev: Alright, that’s enough of this, that’s enough of this. Move out of the way. I am tired of listening about Oba. No, Oba, I am tired of waiting, and I am here. And I know you’re back there, Oba, and I know you can hear me, so hear this. You want this fight, I want this fight, so how about us fighting, right now? The Lion Of Bulgaria, Rusev goes out The Nigerian Ruler, Oba Femi. And I’m not moving away from this table until you show up and you can go ahead and ask your daddy Adam Pearce if that’s okay or not.
– Oba Femi struts down to the ring.
Oba Femi: You spent all this time talking, why don’t you come in here and make something happened?
Rusev dives off the announce table and walks into the ring. That leads us to a huge standoff. Rusev and Femi are trading back and forth shots. Femi is throwing haymakers at Rusev. Femi with a Running Uppercut. Femi goes for The Chokeslam, but Rusev lands back on his feet. Rusev with Two Roundhouse Kicks. Femi responds with The SpineBuster. Femi takes off his t-shirt. Femi clotheslines Rusev over the top rope to close this segment.
– We see Bayley complaining to Lyra Valkyria in the back. They were unable to qualify for the Women’s Elimination Chamber Match. WrestleMania is around the corner, and she feels stuck. Lyra knows that they don’t have a plan right now, but she’s not going to stand around and let Bayley miss another WrestleMania. One way or another, Bayley has to get there. AJ Lee is looking for challengers for the Women’s Intercontinental Championship, why can’t it be Bayley? That could be her ticket to WrestleMania. Lyra tells Bayley to go talk to Adam Pearce. Bayley says that Lyra should come as well, because she cost her the match with Becky Lynch awhile back. Bayley and Lyra turn around and finds Iyo Sky walking out of Adam Pearce’s Office.
– Club 520 Podcast & Tyrique Tucker are in the house.
Third Match: Jimmy Uso vs. Austin Theory w/Logan Paul
Jimmy uppercuts Theory after the bell rings. Jimmy unloads a series of knife edge chops. Theory with Muay Thai Knee Strikes. Jimmy kicks Theory in the face. Jimmy with a flying forearm smash. Theory side steps Jimmy into the turnbuckles. Theory clotheslines the back of Jimmy’s neck. Theory with The Rolling Elbow. Theory is raining down haymakers. Theory sends Jimmy face first into the canvas. Theory with clubbing crossfaces in the ropes. The referee admonishes Theory. Theory talks smack to Jimmy. Jimmy uppercuts Theory. Jimmy clotheslines Theory over the top rope. Jimmy lands The Suicide Dive. Jimmy slams Theory’s head on the announce table and the steel ring steps.
Jimmy SuperKicks Theory. Jimmy resets the referee’s ten count. Jimmy clears the announce table. Jimmy ducks a clothesline from Theory. Jimmy SuperKicks Theory onto the announce table. Jimmy ascends to the top turnbuckle. Logan Paul storms into the ring. Jimmy with a Flying Clothesline. Jimmy transitions into a ground and pound attack. Jimmy with a double leg takedown to Theory. Jimmy goes into another ground and pound attack. Paul attacks Jimmy from behind which forces the disqualification. After the match, The Vision gangs up on Jimmy. Jey Uso’s music hits. The Usos attacks The Vision with a crutch. The Usos connects with The 1D.
Winner: Jimmy Uso via Disqualification
– Adam Pearce bumps into Danhausen after getting off the phone with Nick Aldis. Danhausen has a list of demands for Pearce. He wants a blimp, a Hall Of Fame Induction, A Personal Assistant, A Triple H Pointing Figure Picture, a face on all of the production trucks. Pearce tries to introduce The Judgment Day to Danhausen. Pearce needs to go because he needs a drink. JD McDonagh already hates Danhausen. Dom says that it’s not very nice to meet him, and this is as close as he’ll get to any of his titles. Dom tells Danhausen to leave before something bad happens to him. Danhausen tells Dom that he’s officially cursed. Judgment Day starts laughing, but as they turn around, Danhausen has disappeared.
Rhea Ripley Interview
Jackie Redmond: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the winner of the 2026 Women’s Elimination Chamber Match, Rhea Bloody Ripley. Oh, Rhea, congrats on winning the Elimination Chamber and punching your ticket to Las Vegas. You know, Rhea, it’s been an eventful 48 hours let’s say, so I’ll ask you this, how do you feel knowing that the woman that you will face for the WWE Women’s Championship at WrestleMania is Jade Cargill?
Rhea Ripley: It’s been a whirlwind of emotions these last couple of days to say the least. I mean, losing our Women’s Tag Team Championships on SmackDown, it sucks, it really sucks, because Iyo, she’s been so many different things to me. She’s been my opponent, she’s been my tag partner, but most importantly, she’s been my best friend. So, I just want to say, thank you, Iyo. Thank you for always supporting me and standing by me. And most of all, thank you for pulling me out of a very, very dark situation.
Iyo Sky: You did the same for me, Rhea. But you won the Chamber, and showed everyone why Mami Is Always On Top. I will be alright. I will be okay on Raw. You go handle your business and win the WWE Women’s Championship at WrestleMania. Do it! Do it! Do it!
Rhea Ripley: Oh, thank you, Iyo. You know, I will do it, and I’m gonna do it for you. So, hold down Raw for me, because this Friday, come here, this Friday, I’m gonna be seeing Jade Cargill face-to-face on SmackDown. And come WrestleMania, I will be leaving, your new WWE Women’s Champion.
– Next week on Raw from Seattle, Washington. Bayley will battle Lyra Valkyria, Iyo Sky, Raquel Rodriguez, Asuka and Ivy Nile In A Gauntlet Match To Determine The Number One Contender For The WWE Women’s Intercontinental Championship. Plus, Oba Femi collides with Rusev.
Fourth Match: Dominik Mysterio (c) w/The Judgment Day vs. PENTA For The WWE Intercontinental Championship
Penta ducks a clothesline from Mysterio. Standing Switch Exchange. Mysterio with three sharp elbow strikes. SuperKick Exchange. Penta ducks a clothesline from Mysterio. Penta with a Running Headscissors Takeover. Mysterio regroups on the outside. Mysterio SuperKicks Penta to the floor. Mysterio goes for a Suicide Dive, but Penta counters with a Step Up Enzuigiri. Penta dropkicks Mysterio to the floor. Penta lands The SomerSault Plancha. Mysterio regains control of the match during the commercial break. Mysterio transitions into a ground and pound attack. Penta avoids The Slingshot Senton. Penta with two clotheslines. Penta ducks a clothesline from Mysterio. Penta thrust kicks the back of Mysterio’s right knee. Penta drops Mysterio with The Reverse SlingBlade. Following a snap mare takeover, Penta kicks Mysterio in the back of the head for a two count. Mysterio avoids The SuperKick. Mysterio with The Mullet-O-Matic for a two count. Mysterio applies a front face lock. Mysterio goes for The Three Amigos, but Penta counters with a Snap Vertical Suplex.
Mysterio kicks Penta in the face. Mysterio ascends to the top turnbuckle. Penta with a Step Up Enzuigiri. Penta slaps Mysterio in the chest. Mysterio answers with a Desperation Boot. Mysterio drops Penta with The Spike DDT on the ring apron for a two count. Mysterio slaps Penta in the face. Forearm Exchange. Mysterio drives his knee into the midsection of Penta. Mysterio whips Penta across the ring. Penta kicks Mysterio in the chest. Penta SuperKicks Mysterio. Mysterio launches Penta over the top rope. Mysterio rocks Penta with a forearm smash in mid-air. Mysterio with The Slingshot Pescado. Mysterio with a Running Crossbody Block into the timekeeper’s area. Mysterio still has control of the match during the second commercial break. Mysterio is trying to rip off Penta’s mask. Penta with The Flying Crossbody Block. Penta ducks a clothesline from Mysterio. Penta with a Tilt-A-Whirl Headscissors Takeover. Penta with a Running Enzuigiri. Penta sweeps out the legs of Mysterio. Penta with The Delayed Corner Handstand Dropkick for a two count.
Mysterio blocks The Penta Driver. Mysterio dodges The Running Boot. Mysterio kicks the right knee of Penta. Penta pulls Mysterio’s head. Penta drills Mysterio with The Cheeky Nando’s Kick. Mysterio reverses out of the irish whip from Penta. Penta with The Backstabber for a two count. Penta goes for The Mexican Destroyer, but Mysterio counters with The Michinoku Driver for a two count. Mysterio dropkicks Penta into the ropes. Mysterio delivers The 619. Mysterio goes for The Frog Splash, but Penta counters with The Sacrifice. Penta hits The Penta Driver for a two count. Penta repeatedly stomps on Mysterio’s chest. The referee admonishes Penta. Penta with a blistering chop. Penta with a running shoulder block. Mysterio sends Penta shoulder first into the steel ring post. Mysterio tells JD McDonagh to give him the bell hammer. Finn Balor stops McDonagh in his tracks. Balor says that Mysterio needs to do this by himself. Penta takes out Judgment Day with The SomerSault Plancha. Penta with The Apron Enzuigiri. Penta goes for The Mexican Destroyer, but Mysterio counters with a drop toe hold into the ropes. Penta avoids The 619. Penta connects with The Mexican Destroyer to pickup the victory.
Winner: New WWE Intercontinental Champion, PENTA via Pinfall
– We got a video recap of the anarchy took place on the Elimination Chamber Post Show with Drew McIntyre and Nick Aldis. This Friday on SmackDown, Drew McIntyre will be putting his WWE Championship on the line against Cody Rhodes.
CM Punk & Roman Reigns Segment
Roman Reigns: Indianapolis! Acknowledge Me!
CM Punk makes his way down to the ring, and The Tribal Chief is not happy about being cut off.
CM Punk: Why you look so angry, man, why are you mean mugging me? Think of this, less as an interruption and more of me feeding that gigantic ego of yours. I’m giving you what you want, I’m acknowledging Roman Reigns. But hey, I really hope you came to say or do more than that. We’re not wasting a lot of money on one of your dates just for that, because, brother, that could’ve been a tweet.
Roman Reigns: Did my tweet hurt your feelings, Phil? You seem a little sensitive. You seem like, for a champion, you got thin skin.
CM Punk: No, your tweet didn’t hurt my feelings, I don’t care about what people tweet about me, I don’t get mad and hold grudges over things people say about me on podcasts. Your tweet was pretty accurate, though, man, I’m tired. It’s good I got these bags under my eyes though, because for seven weeks, I gotta carry your bullshit all the way to WrestleMania. Bare with me one second, is it great to be alive on a Monday Night in Indianapolis or what? We are on the road to WrestleMania, and the first stop is Indianapolis, and we’ve got history here in Indianapolis, don’t we. Yeah, this is where The Shield debut, this is where I brought you to the dance.
Roman Reigns: Correction, you brought the other two, not me.
CM Punk: Okay, we remember things differently, but maybe I didn’t pick you, but you certainly did pick me, didn’t you. And now look at us, the main event of WrestleMania in Las Vegas, and if you ask me, hell, I think if you ask Indianapolis, I’ve already won. The last time you and I were face-to-face in a ring, you told me that you hated me. You hate me? I got you right where I want you. I made you this emotional lady. You hate me, I’m in your head, as empty as it is. I’m under your skin, and I’m here to tell you that it’s translucent, I can see right through you.
Roman Reigns: You’re right, I do hate you. But this is what you’re missing, Phil, if you didn’t have that title, I would be indifferent to you. You wouldn’t exist; you wouldn’t even be on my radar. Phil, let’s remind you really quick, we brought you back here to entertain the 30-40 Virgins that live with their mom and dad, we brought you back to sell a few t-shirts here and there, we brought you back to maybe draw a house in Chicago, but we didn’t bring you back to be champion. No, that’s too much responsibility for you, that’s too much power, that’s above your paygrade. We can’t trust you, Phil, you’re a liar. You’ve lied to all of these people, and unfortunately, they believe you. You got them thinking that you’re having a good time here, you got them thinking that you’re a locker room veteran and leader, that you’re making all of these towns happily, that you’re running these tours with a smile on your face.
And you can lie in your interviews, and you can tweet out and Instagram that you’re hanging out with my cousins all you want to the world, but we all know the truth. Every second you get, you’re bitching and moaning back there, and they can’t wait to tell me every time I come around, and that’s why you’re not fit to be champion. You’re not CM Punk, you’re just a punk ass bitch to me. And at Mania, this backup plan, it ends. And when I win that championship, the first thing I’m gonna do is putting your punk ass on one of those John Cena Retirement Tours. We’re gonna max you out, we’re gonna make as much money off of you, and then you know what’s gonna happen? We’re gonna send you down to NXT, and you’re going to teach the next generation how to do what we do, and when you’re done, you’re gonna send them up to me, and The Tribal Chief is gonna smash each and every one of them.
CM Punk: You think you can just walk away from me? Were you done? Were you done, Roman? Well, I’m not, and you’re gonna stand here and listen to everything I have to say. You said a bunch of shit, and we’ve gotta cover it all. First things first, we? Who’s we? You got some extra Samoan Goblins in your pocket that I can’t see? You are all alone. You’re alone on your bus, you’re alone in your room, your cousins aren’t with you anymore, there’s no more Shield to help you do anything, hell, you don’t even a Wiseman anymore. And look at me, I took him away from you. No, you’re all alone, and I love moments like this, because it illustrates your entire career. You chasing me. I’m the champ. You’re in the main event of WrestleMania, not just because you won the Royal Rumble, but because I’m in the main event. I’m on Netflix, this is my show, I run things here. I’m in the locker room, yeah, hanging out with your cousins, and you’re all alone, and you can’t get things done when you’re by yourself, can you. You hate me? Fair enough, you can hate me all you want, I don’t even care if you love me. One thing I won’t let you do is disrespect me. You’re gonna retire me? You’re gonna retire CM Punk. Well, brother, you just made the list, you went from getting beat to WrestleMania, now I’m gonna bury you, and then you won’t be alone anymore, because I’m gonna bury you next to your father.
Total Run-Time: 2 Hours, 21 Minutes, 29 Seconds
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